You’re Fired! 《鬥快被炒魷魚!》 is a first-person workplace-sabotage speedrun where the goal is to be the worst employee possible: make your boss reach 100% RAGE as fast as you can. Four jobs — office clerk, fast-food cook, customer service, and sales executive — chain into one continuous Any% timer.
A local physics sandbox built with Three.js and Web Audio, it plays with mouse or touch: grab objects, flick to throw them (headshots score more rage), serve the wrong orders, shred the wrong documents, and set off chain reactions. Repeating the same trick earns less — mixing your chaos triggers a variety bonus. Times are kept on-device via a local leaderboard, and the game is fully bilingual in English and Cantonese.
